ExP

Apparently mate, our genre is urban/
Now we’re Yorkshire for certain, and sort of a version/
Of new funk and hiphop you’d know that if you saw us in person/
But promoters wanna be sure we’re a certain/
Type of act, it’s as awkward as virgins/
First of all us two are as white as detergent/
And I grew up in the hood cos I wore one from urchin/
To grown man, but have I ever wanted?“no man”/
It’s so bad we go back to rock bars cos they love us/
And play hiphop nights to three aggy motherfuckers/
The rest outside smoking baccy and chunter/
Bout how we sold out; but as a matter of fact suckers/
We got your Mum dancing since Feb 07/
With no effort we blow heads at the show; never known ever so/
Much commotion than Centenary Square/
Urban outfit rocked for Fresh Milk with breeze in the air/
Pissed it down, expected the people to leave who were there/
But they cracked out the umbrellas and we freestyled in pairs/
So save the urban for bourban capped twats with crap raps/
Dishing out curdled milk to corporate fat cats//

CHORUS
We’re not urban like fitted hats /
Or 50 raps or Channel U grime doing shitty tracks /
We bring it back, hip hop – mix the genre/
Rip concerts - strictly Yorkshire//

JND

Now you know the score /
I’ve told you my postal code before /
We’re getting tagged urban for nights and gigs /
And that’s kinda shit coz we don’t have knives that flick

Or gang stripes. signs and kicks that /
Folks on road’d like to nick and/
Its plainly this man /
We came to make your lady shake her tic tacs /

Still we spit with hope that those in business won’t /
Try to stick us in a pigeonhole /
We’re heavy, alrite?
And ready to blow as long as them who promote don’t stereotype /

Coz it’s hard to break through /
Once your labels stapled – it stays true /
Man it’s properly fuckin lame /
When your probably saying we sound like goldie lookin chain /

Oh No you didn’t! /
Don’t joke please – the promoters listening /
We won’t get booked don’t be mentioning me /
You talk big – urban? You’re tekkin the p!

CHORUS
We’re not urban like fitted hats /
Or 50 raps or Channel U grime doing shitty tracks /
We bring it back, hip hop – mix the genre/
Rip concerts - strictly Yorkshire//